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Mark Rogers
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Kids tend to say the darndest things. And while they can be embarassing for you, they're usually
pretty funny for the rest of us. So to help ease your embarassment (and give the rest of us
a chuckle), Nancy & Spencer are proud to bring you Kids Say the Darndest Things!
Briefly tell us a story about something embarassing your kid said. You could win our weekly prize:
a $25 gift card to Once Upon a Child
in the Pike Creek Shopping Center - Kids Stuff with Previous Experience -
call 302-633-3336. Just fill out the form below, and we'll enter you in the
weekly drawing. Please note, fields marked in bold are required.
PAST WINNERS
Submitted by Connie Kelly:
My granddaughter has been saying she was 3 1/2. Then my daughter told her she is now 3 and 3/4 (3 quaters). My granddaughter asked when will I be 3 and 3 dimes!
Submitted by Lisa Houghton:
Years ago I was working at a daycare and was trying to quit smoking. At nap time I was chewing gum and one little boy said "Miss Lisa, we are not allowed to chew gum in school. I told him I was trying to quite smokeing. He said "my dad won't let my mom smoke in our new house" I said "oh, your dad doesn't smoke?" he replied "he does sometimes, but he puts them on a clip and holds it like this." Ya never know what kids will say...................
Submitted by Tina M Carroll:
Last year we were watching the World Series, and my daughter turned to me and asked "Mommy is this the World Serious?" I said well it's really called the World Series and yes some people take it way too seriously.
Submitted by Krista Moretz:
I have 4 kids who never fail to say the darndest things. The other day, my 12-yearold, Christian, wanted to know if they could have two cookies for dessert. I reply, "Nooooo." So he asks, "Can we have aaaaay cookie?" I respond, "Maybe." Ariana, my 3-yearold asks, "Can we have 'B'eeee cookie?" (She's one smart cookie.)
Submitted by Kathy Bowers:
In 2005 I adopted two children who had been taken from their alcoholic birth mother due to neglect. I am always open with my girls and explained, in a simple way, that their mother had an illness called "alcoholism" and could no longer care for them properly. When asked about their father, I honestly told them that I didn't know anything about him.
About a year later, we moved into a new home in December. Since we were new in the neighborhood, some neighbors stopped by to chat while we were outside putting up Christmas lights.
When I was asked about my husband, my 6-year old daughter, who never missed a chance to interrupt adult conversations, quickly chimed in "mommy doesn't know who my daddy is. She's an alcoholic".
Submitted by Kim Przybylski:
My husband took our son to a buffet and he told him that he could eat as much as he wanted. My son said "so i can eat until i'm fat" My husband laughed and said yes. Well when they walked into the buffet there was a few larger people there and my son said "look daddy they must have been here a while, they ate till they were fat too." My husband was mortified.
Submitted by Linda McMullin:
While driving home from preschool with my son, we were next to a fire truck so I thought I would use the presence of the truck to talk to my son about good strangers and bad strangers. I gave him the normal reminder, you should never talk to strangers, however, if you should get separated from mommy, there are good strangers that you could go to for help, thinking he would see the fire truck and say a fireman or a police officer, or the like......his reply "Santa Claus!"
Submitted by Stephanie Boyle:
So, I was in Costco one day with my kids and while we were waiting in line there was a lady giving away samples of a supplement that you add to your water. Well, while she was describing the product she said that it was a "great source of antioxidants" and my 7 year old son turned to me and said "it makes you have an accident?" Everybody around us starting laughing. Definately a priceless moment :)
Submitted by Melissa Jacobs:
My sister and I went to Victoria's Secret when they had their grand reopening years ago. My daughter who was three at the time, picked up a pair of thong underwear and proceeded to study them intently. As she was holding them between her thumb and index finger looking perplexed and grossed out she said to me "Mommy how is this supposed to cover all of your stuff?" Needless to say a lot of people had a great laugh that day and I didn't take her back there for a very long time!
Submitted by Jessica DeHaan:
My 2 year old daughter went into the bathroom while her Mommom (my mother) was doing her hair. She was only about half done blow drying when my daughter asked "Mommom, what are you doing?". My mom told her "I am doing my hair", to which my daughter replied "Well it doesn't look very good!"
Submitted by Laurie Abel:
When my son was about 2 or so..(he's almost 21 now...) he was running through the house with a block in his hand. He fell, and managed to give himself a black eye. No big deal...or so I thought. Fast forward to Monday morning.. I drop him off at daycare, and one of the teachers asked him what happened to his eye. What did the 'little darling' say.....? "Mommy did it!" For the next month I was just waiting for a call or visit from child protective services.... Luckily his daycare teacher believed me when I told her he had fallen with a block in his hand and given himself the black eye..... To this day, it's still a catch phrase between me and my son!!
Submitted by Karen Pratt:
My son is in daycare and he was playing with another child and said to him your a pain in the a#@, one of the teachers heard this and asked what he had said, he repeated. The teacher asked where did you hear that, my son said well that is what my mom says to my dad! The teachers had a very had time keeping a straight face.
Submitted by Sharon O'Connell:
My 3 year old was learning to get potty trained this summer. He was running with his grandmother to get to the bathroom to poop, and she said to him, "Timmy, can you hold it?" and he said, "No Gram, my hands will get all dirty!"
Submitted by Shannon Pannell:
So I was in Church one Sunday and as a member of the "Praise Team" I sat in the front pew with the rest of my Team. Our Pastor was meeting with the children at the altar to tell them what they would be learning about in Childrens Church that day and advised they would be learning about Noah's Ark. She asked if any of their mom's had cute little nicknames for for them and my son raised his hand. I'm thinking to myself, I don't call him any animal names and when Pastor Rebecca gave him the microphone, he proudly announced "my mommy calls me a pig". The entire congregation erupted into laughter. Only my son!
Submitted by Vickey Johnson:
One beautiful spring day my than 5 year old son came running off the school bus and pointed to the 2 budding bushes at the end of our drive. He said,"Mommy I know what those bushes are!!" "You do?" I said. He replied, "Yes, they are for-sysfia's (forsythia), but we only have two sysfia ." I could not argue that!
Submitted by Sheryl Saborio:
We recently had our third child in June. Our other children are 5 years(Olivia) and 9years(Nicholas) old.We had some friends over and I went upstairs to change the babies diaper and when I came back downstairs Olivia exclaimed "What smells like diaper?", she paused and turned to me and proceeded to say "Oh, it's just you. You smell like diaper." Needless to say, everyone got a good laugh at the whole thing and I still get teased :)
Submitted by Tina Lloyd:
my daughter was 4 years old & unfortunately picked up the "S" word. i told her she's not allowed to say that word, but she can say poo instead. so,later she made a mess & i asked her what it was. trying not to use the "S" word, she said "It's a whole "S" of poo!" (instead of saying a whole pile of poo)
Submitted by Sean B. Stawicki:
My wife, my self and my daughter Blakely, were at my in laws house, Blakely picked up chapstick that was my father-in-laws and put it on, she then turned to my wife and said "mommy,you want some?" my wife said "no, thats pop-pops and i dont know where his lips have been", Blakely looked up at her and with out missing a beat said "their on his face mommy". i have not laughed that hard in a long time. my daughter is 3.
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